In the beginning there was Page One. Garfiche looked at it and said "Holy Moly - it is good" And then I looked again and said "It is not good for a page to be alone" and lo! I created Page Two
A 57 year old teenager. If it bends break it, If it swims, catch it and eat it.
If it lives, be nice to it.
If its a Liberal, neuter/spay it. I support large tracts of California be left in their pristine natural condition - as relocation camps for Liberal Loonies.
Jerry Springer should be sent to Iran or North Korea, preferably part to each, perhaps they would know how to manage that form of idiotic behavior.